Maybe I should play games...? nah....

 I've been thinking about Cauldron CAULDRON the wonderful game by hillgiant games aka Steven Zych and Dellon Myette. I printed off a bunch of their micro zines yesterday and I'm just like, stewing in inspiration. Unfortunately my brain feels really small when I read rules, my silly little brain goes "haha idunno what this is!! AAAAH!" If only there was a way, dear reader, to understand rules! 

 

Anyway, I must remain pure and not game. Gaming is the mind killer. I downloaded a bunch of other micro zines too (was it yesterday?). They are very cool, here they are!

 

some I just wanted because they have a certain, idk

please note my og rules for Bribery $1.50

I even made a little pocket in my Hobby Toolbox to hold them. I've just been thinking about tiny zines for the last 24+ hours. I have made 1 (one) bad microzine in my life over a decade ago. Honestly I kind of forgot about them until recently. 

 

Long and short of it is... Ya boy is ready to start another project to get burnt out on B-) 

 

Lies That Wizards Will Tell You will only have two topics covered and if I think of anything else funny or whatever to do with wizards I'll just do those in another volume. I'm not gonna think about that yet cuz I need to make this one. LTWWTY 1 will have some stuff about Towers and Shoes. No one has ever talked about these topics in relation to wizards and it's about time that changed. 

 

Anyway, look forward to it!  

Suffering from success

 Hi bloggos, blog readers, blorbos of the blog. It is me again, twabbis. My newest batch of dopes has been selling like hotcakes. At least, in my eyes. I didn't really expect to sell as many as I did in those first two days so thanks for that! Packing orders however, is true suffering. No one knows how much a boy like me suffers when it comes to stuffing packages with guys. 

 Anyway, it's worth it because I covered my production costs which was more than I expected! Booyah! Cowabunga! 

 I'll keep this post very short cuz I want to keep it short. In short, I'm grateful for the support of mini loving weirdos. 

 

Here's what I've been up to hobbywise otherwise most recently

 

fun sculpts from various geniuses, myself included

kitbashed bloodbowl freak with one of my orc heads. plus a goob. plus the OG Dope on the left.

I wanted to line up my freaks. It's almost looks like some kind of army, has anyone thought of doing something like that with miniature sculptures?

I adjusted a sculpt I bought from Tanner years ago... I needed him to be a frog, please understand. Also, painting one of Jonathon's goblins (smaller.paul.assumption on ig) 

 

Minis! He did it!

 Hi everybody! Hello! I got my minis in the mail today! It's very exciting and I want you to know I'm excited, this is a cool experience. Though, it's also a bit daunting.

  

hot DARN that's a sexy mess!

 

Delicious pewter poured in the United States of USA in Wisconsin by Valiant Enterprises. Those fine folks are proper nice and the turnaround was darn speedy, I think. Minis aren't super cheap to get made, hopefully you guys want to buy these. I'm debating if I want to figure out packaging or just throw these in a padded envelope when I sell them... Unsure!

 

I learned some things. Primarily, don't send sculpts with foil cores to get molded for metal. The pressure of the molding process will warp your figures. I still think the personality of the ones who got wonkified comes through, but in the future I won't bother using foil for miniature scale figures at all because it's not worth the risk for the slight material save. 

 

.... 

 

Well, here's some pictures. I'll have these for sale likely this Friday, the 24th of April 2026. Oh, and I will have a few GAMMON casts available as well, as single piece figures. 

 

 

look it's him! he's not crossed out! wow you wanna buy this!

Skip the water this time, you're too hydrated.